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Topic: Canaries (Read 15 times)

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« Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 1:12am »

Three young women are at a thingytail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thingy."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."

"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"

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Topic: The Beat Salesman in the World (Read 3 times)

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« Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 1:12am »

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."

¡¡¡¡" I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

¡¡¡¡He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

¡¡¡¡"I'm the best salesman in the world," he said. "Give me the job. "

¡¡¡¡"You must prove you're the best," the manager said.

¡¡¡¡"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

¡¡¡¡"Good."

¡¡¡¡The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

¡¡¡¡"Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.

¡¡¡¡"That's easy," Harry said.

¡¡¡¡He took the box of candy and left the office.

¡¡¡¡Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy .

¡¡¡¡He couldn't sell one.

¡¡¡¡The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

¡¡¡¡At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

¡¡¡¡"I'm sorry, sir, " he said," I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.

¡¡¡¡"Oh," said the manager. "Who?"

¡¡¡¡"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, " Harry said.

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Topic: A Pocket Full of Quarters (Read 15 times)

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« Result #3 on Feb 25, 2009, 2:51am »

Searra, an eight-year-old brain tumor patient, was a "regular" in the Radiation Oncology Department, much like the other patients who came to the cancer center everyday for a five- or six-week period. With my office located near the main entrance, I could hear Searra, also called CC, coming from a distance.
Sure enough, she popped her head in every morning around 10:00 A.M. to say "hi" or, more important, to check out the toys and coloring materials I had stashed in my office.wow power leveling Several steps behind, CC's grandmother, also called Mommie, since she served as her guardian, would trail in as she tried keeping up with CC's anxious pace.
CC was not the least bit interested in hearing more about her cancer or her hair loss. When she walked into the department, it was time to socialize with the staff, who became her instant friends, and to see what kind of masterpiece she could color for Mommie before she was called back for her treatment.
I was taken aback by the love CC had for Mommie. Whenever I asked her about home life, school work or how she was feeling, every response referred to her time spent with Mommie, the funny stories they shared and how much she loved her.wow gold On numerous occasions, CC made it clear that Mommie was the center of her world.
When CC was first treated with radiation therapy,wow power leveling the therapists told her that they would give her a quarter each day if she promised to keep her head still on the treatment table. Certainly,wow gold after six weeks of therapy, she had a pocketful of quarters! So on the last day, the therapists wanted to know what big toy she was going to buy with all her change. CC replied, "Oh, I am not going to buy a toy. I am going to buy something for Mommie because of all the nice things she does for me."
CC's sincerity, unselfishness, warmth and loyalty to Mommie taught me about what is really important in life. She constantly showed that loving others with true commitment is the best gift you can give another-whether a family member or a friend. Certainly, CC has an excuse to complain or be angry at the world for a childhood totally different from the other children's in her third-grade class. I have never heard her complain about her bald head,wow power leveling swollen face and body (as a result of the steroids), or low energy level, which keeps her from playing outside. CC continues to live her life the way she chooses, and that includes giving of herself to make the world a better place for others, especially Mommie.
CC reminds me to not take those people I love for granted and to look beyond the superficiality that is often found in day-to-day living.wow gold I am reminded to be more thankful for what I have today and to not dwell on what is behind me or what lies ahead. CC, just like many other cancer patients, is a true example that we aren't always dealt the perfect hand, so we have to make the best of what we have today.

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Topic: Hollow Jan's Rough Draft in Progress have released (Read 287 times)

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Topic: Pre-Order the Tunes for Bears/El Minotaur split 7" (Read 198 times)

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